20.8.02 :::
SOME TAMIL KADI JOKES-----
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some old. some new. enjoy
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Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
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LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
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Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?
Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.
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Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
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Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la
irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?
Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
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Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
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Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lankai kelambumbodhu kadal-ai thaandarathukku varar. Appo
enna achariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yaen?
Enna, Where there is a will, there is a way.
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Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?
Promise.
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Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuva?
Signal.
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Harischandra-kku pudicha biscuit enna?
True.
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Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum?
Pin valayium.
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Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga enna vangum?
Muchu Vangum.
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Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa?
Nikumo-Nikado (tokyo tower-kku per vechachu doi
!!)
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Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi
Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?
Avar Non-violinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist.
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Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppura Sundari
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Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna
vidyasam?
Sumar, anjara maasam.
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Oru maami idli-a thalaila vechinda. Yaen?
En-na idli poo pola irundhudhu.
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Kadri Gopalnath - Kunnakudi jugalbandi censor board banpannina.Yaen?
Romba Sax and violins
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Neil Armstrong yaen romba great ?
Ellarum 1-ikku, 2-ikku pova. Avar 3-ikke poitaar.
Part II is here
http://www.sulekha.com/chpost.asp?cid=42415&forum=fun
::: posted by makesh at 20:06
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